new drugs

[kong]

come up with a new drug and describe it's effects

I'll start

Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours

[kong]

ok...heres another one

St. Mom's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

[kong]

another one

kissmyassatol.........free handout to people you do not like

[The Brahama Bull]

Shutitatol

A drug that causes the user to lose there voice for a week to stop annoying people

[Oldschool]

Antihackacinicin: Sends offenders to sleep for a month, immediately before they access anything

[The Brahama Bull]

Shootitall

Allows users to get rid of people that are really annoying

[Oldschool]

espacitin: allows one to read minds

[The Brahama Bull]

screwitall

allows the person taking it not to give a damn about anything

[Oldschool]

Sleepneverneededquil


Allows one more time to get things done

[The Brahama Bull]

Antislapbuttonatol

Keeps the slap button away

[Oldschool]

hadenoughtroubleactin - Stops all trouble NOW

[The Brahama Bull]

Nobillsatall - Allows the user not to have to worry about bills

[Oldschool]

Sounds good, you need to market it!!!


longerdaysnomoretired - allows one to finish everything

[The Brahama Bull]

Dentitall - Allows the user to puch a car and now hurt there hands

[Oldschool]

Installitall - Installs all of your devices perfectly on its own!

[The Brahama Bull]

Screwital

Allows the user not to give a damn about anything or any one

[Oldschool]

instawriteashowaquilinicin


Gets the Tap-Out written all by itself

[The Brahama Bull]

spamaciilin

Lets the user spam like a mad person

[Oldschool]

enoughtimetodoitallactin - Gives one all the time they want and need

[The Brahama Bull]

Anti screwitall

Stops big business from screwing over the consumer

[Oldschool]

alternativeelectricforallacillin


Gives everyone free, clean, unlimited electric

[The Brahama Bull]

Goofacillin

Allows the user to not make a goof out of him or herself

[Oldschool]

Antigoofacillin - Lets the user make a goof out of him or herself without any bad side effects

[The Brahama Bull]

Wrestlecillin

Lets the user watch wrestling 24/7 and never get tired of it

[Oldschool]

[I could do that now, lol]

Watchtvandpostathesametimemyacin - Lets the user watch TV and post at the same time, without missing a second of either

[The Brahama Bull]

Rockacin

Lets the user rock out and not bother any one else

[Joker]

Icecreamyacin - Gives the user an insatiable craving for ice cream.

[Dee]

Comidiacin
Sounds like some kind of STD med right? Wrong. It makes the user want to watching nothing but comedy central and laugh and laugh and laugh all the time :]

[The Brahama Bull]

partyitol - It makes the use wnat to party all night long

[Oldschool]

typeamillionwordsasecondantacin

Lets the user type faster than the PC can process it

[The Brahama Bull]

moneyicillin

Allows the user unlimited funds

[Oldschool]

Sounds good!!!

timetodoeverythingmyacin - A side effect of moneyicillin

[The Brahama Bull]

Antii Dramatol

Lets the user not have to deal with drama

[Oldschool]

Antigreed - Market it as Makeamillion and it will change the world, one big business at a time

[The Brahama Bull]

Blockitall

Allows the user to block peoepl and memories out

[Oldschool]

peaceacillon

Creates a peaceful feeling and all drama stops

[The Brahama Bull]

Singitall

Allows the user to be able to sing

[Oldschool]

installitall

makes everything compatable

[The Brahama Bull]

Crapstorm blocker

Lets the use not have to see the crap storm he's been around lately

[Oldschool]

resolveitnow Lets everything solve itself immediately

[The Brahama Bull]

Beeracillin

Lets the user turn any liquid in to beer

[Oldschool]

Postahol

Makes everyone postal

[The Brahama Bull]

Pastacillin

Lets the use eat pasta and gain no wieght

[Oldschool]

sleeplesshoursquil

Lets the user stay awake longer with no side effects

[Trey Union]

omgstfubitch


Makes any idiot just shut up!

[Oldschool]

readamillionwordsasecond

Allows one to absorb information almost instantly

[The Brahama Bull]

Moneyahol

Allows the user money money yeah yeah

[Oldschool]

writamatchinasecondacillin

Allows one to finish an entire show in 15 seconds

[The Brahama Bull]

Chillaxeatol

Lets the user just be melllow dude

[Oldschool]

[A hint, lol?]

forgetitallfor5

Allows one a 5 minute break with no guilt

[The Brahama Bull]

Perfectacillin

Lets the use live a life with no problems.

[Oldschool]

beintwoplacesatonceamyacin


Allows one to work and play at the same time

[The Brahama Bull]

Keepitall

Allows the user to never have anything stolen again

[Oldschool]

Catchem

Prevents thieves from stealing without getting caught

[The Brahama Bull]

Shootenall

Alows thieves to get what they deserve

[Oldschool]

knowitall

Allows the user to have all info in their head

[The Brahama Bull]

Winitatol

Lets the user win the lottery any time he wants

[Oldschool]

nosleepwakacillon

Lets one stay up without being tired the next day

[The Brahama Bull]

Munchiesacillin

Allows the user to always have money to get munchies

[Oldschool]

deadlinesaway

Removes deadlines

[The Brahama Bull]

partyacillin

Allows the user to party hardy all night long

[Oldschool]

Postitall

Allows the user to post 100 quality replies a minute

[The Brahama Bull]

Funacillin

Allows every task no matter how boring end up fun

[Oldschool]

Sounds good, I'll take a gallon :)

seethefutureaquil

Allows one to see what happns next

[The Brahama Bull]

Onetimeacillin

Allows the user to never be late for anything

[Oldschool]

watch2atonceanol



Allows the user to watch 2 shows at once

[The Brahama Bull]

workneveracillin

Lets the user never have to work again

[Oldschool]

neverill

Allows one to never feel ill or exhausted

[The Brahama Bull]

Alwaysclearedwalksacilin

Keeps snow off driveways and sidewalks

[Oldschool]

signupearlyandbeactiveion


Allows new members to register when staff and regulars are online and not getting ready to log off

[The Brahama Bull]

Xmasatoll

Lets the use have all the xmas chores finished.

[Oldschool]

tabsmanagedethanol


Allows one to perfectly manage all tabs all the time

[The Brahama Bull]

Anticofusacillin

Allows the user no confusion on anything what so ever

[Oldschool]

doitallanactin

Allows the user too do it all

[The Brahama Bull]

Coolitall

Allows the use to keep his or her cool in any situation

[Oldschool]

Postitall

Allows the user to make 1000000000000000 posts an hour

[The Brahama Bull]

LOL I'll take a case then

Fastwordacillin

Allows time to be sped up so I could back to may original building

[Oldschool]

superspeednetaion


Makes the Internet faster than light

[The Brahama Bull]

Scumbegoneitol

Makes all the scumbags in the world away

[Oldschool]

Sounds good :)

webhostbehaveanacin


Makes all hosts do as they promise

[The Brahama Bull]

Jobdoesn;tsuckatall

Makes yhe use actually like his job

[Oldschool]

adanall


Does all the advertising for us

[The Brahama Bull]

Warmitupacillin

Allows the user to never feel chilly

[Oldschool]

alertaquil

Will keep one awake at the keyboard!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

Finishitall

Allows you to get all your stuff taken care of

[Oldschool]

I'll take a gallon!!!

rememberitall

Never forget to do anything!

[The Brahama Bull]

Partitall

Allows poeople to party when they feel bad

[Oldschool]

timitall

Allows the user more free time

[The Brahama Bull]

Cureitall

Its cures everything even cancer

[Oldschool]

knowitall

Cures worry

[The Brahama Bull]

Postitall

Allows the user to post on numerour forums at he same time

[Oldschool]

PostALL

Allows one to regain post leads

[The Brahama Bull]

keppitall

Allows the user to keep his lead

[Oldschool]

lol, won't work for long


Downloadacin


Allows one to download everything instantly

[kong]

snoozein
take one and you wake up wondering what happened to the last couple of hours

[Oldschool]

speeditup

Finishes your work faster leaving more free time

[kong]

liemyassoff
take one and you have the ability to BS all day

[Oldschool]

watchalldayacin

Lets one watch wrestling all day

[kong]

weekendit
helps you get all your postals done on the weekend

[Oldschool]

Weekit

Lets you post all week too!!!!!!!!!!

[kong]

stretchitout
makes your lunch breaks longer

[Oldschool]

Vacationacillin - Gives you a vacation whenever you wish

[kong]

botbop

gives you the power to destroy all bots

[Oldschool]

I'll take a gallon!!!


Serverspeedup - Speeds up slow servers

[kong]

downloadit

completes your downloads in an instant

[Oldschool]

zipit - gives you unlimited space

[kong]

longdistanceslap

gives you the ability to dumb slap anyone over the phone line

[Oldschool]

botremove - Keeps bots OUT forever!

[The Brahama Bull]

Billsbegone

Allows you to never have to worry about paying bills again

[Oldschool]

allworkdone - allows one more free time!

[The Brahama Bull]

Idiotbegone Allows you to not have to work with Idiots

[Oldschool]

logicall - Gives them logic!

[The Brahama Bull]

Rockicillin

Makes you feel like the peoples champ

[kong]

whatcamacallit
you take it when you can't remember something

[The Brahama Bull]

partyacillin

Makes life a party

[Oldschool]

sleepaway - Allows one to go a few days on no sleep

[The Brahama Bull]

Mizahol

Makes you completely pathetic

[Oldschool]

patienceanatol -Helps waiting become easier!

[The Brahama Bull]

Billacilin

Helps you keep all your bills for the month organized

[Oldschool]

Sleepanol

Gets rid of sleepiness now!

[The Brahama Bull]

Goldacillin

GIves the canadian mens hockey team gold medals

[Oldschool]

unpress - Keeps the press away from celebrations!

[The Brahama Bull]

Supidbegone - Stops peopel from acting stupid

[Oldschool]

Meetinall - Gets everyone who is involved in the same place at the same time!

[The Brahama Bull]

Goldenacilin

Let the Candain Olympic team set a record for the most Gold medals at a winter olympics ever baby.

[kong]

celebracillin
having a great winter olympics

[The Brahama Bull]

Partyahol lets you like your partying 24/7 with no hang over

[Oldschool]

postamillion -Lets me get 1000000 posts!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

I'll take a case of it

Quietitall lets you stop people from slamming doors

[kong]

stopastink
takes any bad odor out of the air

[Oldschool]

poitSPAMEERALL Gives me the lead :)

[kong]

jokeitall

makes every body laugh

[Oldschool]

techinall - makes programs WORK!

[kong]

botdissolve
take two and every bot you see disappears

[Oldschool]

Spammerbgone - makes Spammer's PC's run around their rooms!!!

[kong]

Obamabull
take one and your ability to lie with a straight face increases 1000%

[The Brahama Bull]

Relaxitall

Alows to relax with out worrying about anything

[kong]

badactin
take one and you can't act

[femalepit]

Postersplus:
Took mine this morning and it appears to add to Ur posting status, gonna get mine.

[Oldschool]

wakitup - keeps you awake and posting!

[femalepit]

portagrin
Helps keep a smile on hand for if-y situations.

[kong]

kickaputz
take one and every time you walk near an idiot you automatically kick him/her

[kong]

bananut
take one [administrators only] get on line and ban some nut from the site

[Oldschool]

bananut
take one [administrators only] get on line and ban some nut from the site

Sounds like a nice cure!!! Will keep some on hand!!!!!!!!!!!

[kong]

or try one of these
Whackaranter
it alows you to whack any one who is on a dumb rant about something

[Oldschool]

And don't forget Killebot - It lets you kill every bot in sight instantly

[kong]

spamroids
muscles you go for a long postal spree

[Oldschool]

Roundupacillin - enables one to bring old friends back to the boards

[Illuminati]

Icecreamyacin - Gives the user an insatiable craving for ice cream.

Women already have that... its called PMS

[kong]

you know why it's called PMS? mad cow disease was already taken

[kong]

megacillin
take one and you can post on as many pages you want to at the same time

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldie needs a dozen cases then.LOL!

Partysprin makes every thing feel like a party

[Oldschool]

Insomniasupercillin - lets you stay up around the clock with no ill effects!