Redneck VS Game Warden

[Illuminati]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Georgia recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove
well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them
there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake
and let 'em swim' round for awhile. Then, when I whistle,
they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take
'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then
said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It
really works."
"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and
waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"
"Well, what?",
says the redneck.
The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH", replied the warden!
"What fish?", replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: Georgia rednecks may not be as smart as
some city slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some
government employees.