Illuminati
05-14-2007, 04:32 PM
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas:Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado:If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia:We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan:First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi:Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska:Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire:Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico:Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon:Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota:Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas:Se Hable Ingles
Utah:Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia:Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia:One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming:Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared Home of Brokeback Mtn.
The District of Columbia:The Work-Free Drug Place!
Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas:Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado:If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia:We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan:First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi:Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska:Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire:Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico:Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon:Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota:Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas:Se Hable Ingles
Utah:Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia:Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia:One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming:Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared Home of Brokeback Mtn.
The District of Columbia:The Work-Free Drug Place!