Syracuse Weather Conversion Chart

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@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Syracuse go swimming in Oneida Lake.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Syracuse plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Syracuse sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Syracuse drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Oneida Lake water gets a little thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Syracuse throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Syracuse have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Syracuse's lick the flagpole.

@ 0 degrees
Californian s fly away to Mexico.
People in Syracuse get out their winter coats.

@ -10 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Syracuse are selling cookies door to door.

@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Syracuse Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Syracuse rent some videos.

@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Syracusans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Onondaga County complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Syracuse start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -100 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Syracuse Orange win the National Championship in Football!