Riddles

Answer it correctly, then give us one :D !

I went to the woods and got it,
I sat down to seek it,
I brought it home because I couldn't find it.
What was it?

[MarkB]

A Splinter

Right, your turn :) !

Now we are in real trouble :shock: :shock: :shock:

[MarkB]

LMFAO

I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

Wind?

A certain Mr Smith and his son go out for a drive and end up in a terrible wreck.Mr Smith is killed instantly but his son is rushed to the hospital for emergency sergury.The old surgeon on duty comes into the or and says I can't operate on this boy he's my son.

How is this possible?

The surgeon is his mom?

Damn you got it.

Got another one :D ?

I'm seen everyday but I'm never seen at night what am I?

Your shadow?

Nope

The sun?

You got it.

I've got a god one :D !

What is protected but not endangered [actually fairly abundant]? If you shoot it you will be arrested.

Hints: It is not a human being, and in general has a large territory.

What is it?

[The Brahama Bull]

A dog?

[Oldschool]

No

[The Brahama Bull]

Then I have no idea

[Oldschool]

Maybe Trey has a guess?

[The Brahama Bull]

He might

[Oldschool]

Here's a clue: I think everyone here has seen them before

[The Brahama Bull]

Wow this is a real head scratcher

[Oldschool]

lol, I wonder if anyone will guess

[The Brahama Bull]

Some one will get it in time

[Oldschool]

I know

[The Brahama Bull]

To bad it won't be me lol

[Oldschool]

lol, need another clue?

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes. I was just going to ask for another hint

[Oldschool]

It isn't an animal

[The Brahama Bull]

I honestly don't have a clue as to what the answer is

[Oldschool]

Do you want the answer?

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes you better give it no one is going to get it

[Oldschool]

A passenger plane

[The Brahama Bull]

That never even enter my mind

[Oldschool]

Your turn :)

[The Brahama Bull]

The more I dry the wetter I get what am I?

[Oldschool]

A sponge?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope

Here's ahint everyone has them

[Oldschool]

Tears?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope

Here's another hint you can get them with his and hers on them

[Oldschool]

Towels?

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes! Your turn

[kong]

Oldschool, you know this one
what goes up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?

[Oldschool]

An umbrella?

[kong]

no fair,
ok your turn

[Oldschool]

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

[kong]

food?

[Oldschool]

No...

[kong]

old age

[Oldschool]

No...

[The Brahama Bull]

Floods?

[Oldschool]

No, it's something we all have

[The Brahama Bull]

Footprints?

[Oldschool]

Footprints?


Yes, your turn :) !

[The Brahama Bull]

What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?

[Oldschool]

Nothing?

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes your turn

[kong]

good one!

[The Brahama Bull]

Thanks

[kong]

I guess oldschools turn?

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes it is I wonder where he is?Probably off making out with Clair

[kong]

oooooh you BAD BOY, what you said!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[The Brahama Bull]

I know it was bad but it was just so hard to resit saying ot lol

[kong]

i can hear clair from here

[The Brahama Bull]

So can I and she is not happy lol

[Oldschool]

lol, do I need to hide from the slap button?

[kong]

just CJ

[The Brahama Bull]

Hopefuly she won't see that post

[Oldschool]

lol, that would still be funny! She likes to laugh :)

[The Brahama Bull]

As long as she doesn't get mad

[kong]

I can hear loud laughing coming from england

[The Brahama Bull]

So can I it will be great to have her back

[kong]

it will be a blessing (even sting is asking for her)

[The Brahama Bull]

She is missed like crazy

[Oldschool]

it will be a blessing (even sting is asking for her)

I wonder if he will give her one of those 12 signed collectors' bats?

[The Brahama Bull]

If he doesn't he's a fool

[kong]

if he doesn't he will have to tag team with lex luger for the rest of his career (talk about cruel and inhuman punishment)

[The Brahama Bull]

Your not kidding lol

[kong]

so he better take care of our Clair

[The Brahama Bull]

He will or he will pay dearly for it

[kong]

you got that right

[The Brahama Bull]

Oh it true its dam true

[The Brahama Bull]

Oh it true its dam true

[kong]

damn straight.......check out the music section, i uploaded some great funny christmas music, you will wet yourself laughing, guarenteed

[The Brahama Bull]

Sweet I'll check it out later

[Oldschool]

I went to the city, I stopped there, I never went there, and I came back again.

[The Brahama Bull]

the wind?

[Oldschool]

No

[The Brahama Bull]

Hint please

[Oldschool]

You have one in your house

[kong]

telephone

[Oldschool]

No

[The Brahama Bull]

A watch

[Oldschool]

Right, your turn :) !

[The Brahama Bull]

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

[Oldschool]

He's a window washer?

[The Brahama Bull]

Your close

[Oldschool]

And he jumped IN the building

[kong]

I see you guys have good memories....................LOL

[The Brahama Bull]

Now you have it Oldschool

[Oldschool]

lol, I'll get a good one next! You'll never guess!

[kong]

go for it, Cj and I are ready!

[The Brahama Bull]

Bring it on Oldie

[kong]

we are all set

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes we are

[kong]

yes

[The Brahama Bull]

We can take any riddle Oldie wants to through at us

[kong]

you got that right

[The Brahama Bull]

Oh its true its damn true

[kong]

CORRECTAMUNDO

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes it is

[kong]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

Bring on the riddle

[Oldschool]

What goes into the water red and comes out black?

[The Brahama Bull]

A red-hot poker?

[Oldschool]

Yes, your turn :)

That was fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Yes it was fast

[kong]

of course it was fast, that was CJ on the job.

ice cube maker?

[The Brahama Bull]

Sorry Kong try again

[Oldschool]

A funnel?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope

It can be found in the kitchen,bathroom or garage

[Oldschool]

Funnel?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope try again

[kong]

sink?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope to your guess kong

You can use it with soap

[Oldschool]

Sponge?

[The Brahama Bull]

You got it Oldie

[Oldschool]

It's ancient, but faster than a cheetah, and hotter than anything you have ever felt, what is it?

[kong]

wild fire

[The Brahama Bull]

Sun?

[Oldschool]

No

[The Brahama Bull]

How about a hint then

[Oldschool]

It's fairly rare

[The Brahama Bull]

No idea

[Oldschool]

It flies

[The Brahama Bull]

A spark?

[kong]

pheonix

[The Brahama Bull]

I think we another hint

[kong]

dragon?

[The Brahama Bull]

Another hint would help as I am completel;y cluesless

[Oldschool]

You might have seen one recently

[kong]

comet?

[The Brahama Bull]

I think you have it Kong

[Oldschool]

Close...

[The Brahama Bull]

freball?

[kong]

asteroid?

[The Brahama Bull]

I have to give Oldie credit he got a real tough riddle

[kong]

yes

[The Brahama Bull]

I bet the answer will be so simple we will feel stupid for not getting it earlier

[kong]

who knows, we might allready have it

[The Brahama Bull]

So true

[Oldschool]

You're close, but don't quite have it

[The Brahama Bull]

Lava?

[Oldschool]

No... Getting colder

[The Brahama Bull]

No idea I give up

[Oldschool]

A meteor entering Earth's atmosphere

[The Brahama Bull]

That was a tough riddle

Okay heres a really tough riddle

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other.

How did she accomplish this?

[Oldschool]

She tore it in half and put them a good distance apart?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope try again

[kong]

there was a door between them..............TA DAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

Kong got it

[kong]

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

[The Brahama Bull]

Because they were all married and not single.

[kong]

correct

your turn

[The Brahama Bull]

My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?

[kong]

a violin

[The Brahama Bull]

Your right

Damn that was fast

[kong]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[The Brahama Bull]

A coffin

[kong]

too fast, or too easy
your turn

[The Brahama Bull]

What can you catch but not throw?

[Oldschool]

A cold?

[The Brahama Bull]

You got it oldschool your turn

[kong]

yes, make it a good one!

[Oldschool]

What can seem like an eternity, change the world, or vanish into nothing?

[kong]

time?

[The Brahama Bull]

I think you have it kong

[kong]

we will see, Time (ha ha) will tell

[The Brahama Bull]

It seems like the logical answer

[Oldschool]

No...

[The Brahama Bull]

I need a hint then please

[kong]

knowledge

[The Brahama Bull]

That sounds like a logical answer as well

[kong]

maybe

[The Brahama Bull]

OLdie where waiting LOL

[kong]

wher are you oldie?

[The Brahama Bull]

propably out chasing divas

[kong]

or they are chasing him LOL

[Oldschool]

lol, none of the above :)

[The Brahama Bull]

Then we need a hint please Oldschool

[Oldschool]

You have done it yourself

[kong]

prayer

[The Brahama Bull]

Sleep?

[kong]

2 good answers

[The Brahama Bull]

lets hope one of them is right

[Oldschool]

Sleep?



Close

[kong]

dream

[The Brahama Bull]

You have to have it now Kong

[Oldschool]

Right, Kong's turn :)

[The Brahama Bull]

Thats was a tough riddle

[Oldschool]

You guys wanted a tough one :)

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes we did

[Oldschool]

Can't wait for Kong's

[The Brahama Bull]

Neither can I

[Oldschool]

I wonder where he is?

[The Brahama Bull]

He must be bust again chasing Divas lol

[Oldschool]

lol, true! He hasn't even welcomed Clair and niCKi home yet!

[The Brahama Bull]

He must be busy with christmas shopping

[Oldschool]

No, he has a trojan on his PC :(

[The Brahama Bull]

Ouch.There is only one way to get rid of a trojan horse virus and thats a complete reformat of the hard drive

[Oldschool]

He's hopefully rid of it!

[The Brahama Bull]

I hope so

[Oldschool]

Yeah, it really messed up his PC :(

[The Brahama Bull]

They always do.I wouldn't be surpised if he had to reformat

[Oldschool]

I hope not, he's had to scan his external drives as well

[kong]

finished...........for some reason i had to scan the one drive file by file before i found the problem, but so far, so good, just took a long time................back to task

Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

[Oldschool]

An onion?

[kong]

you got it


your turn

[The Brahama Bull]

Wow there's no stopping Oldie when it comes to riddles

[kong]

thats for sure, have to hit him up with a hard one next time!

[The Brahama Bull]

He always does

[Oldschool]

What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?

[The Brahama Bull]

Noise?

[kong]

thats a good answer

[The Brahama Bull]

I just hope its the right answer

[Oldschool]

Noise?

Yes, your turn :)

[The Brahama Bull]

I rode in to town on Tuesday spent the night and rode out of town on Tuesday.

How did I do it?

[Oldschool]

Your horse is named Tuesday?

[The Brahama Bull]

yup your turn

[kong]

you guys are too good

[The Brahama Bull]

Lol We try Kong

[kong]

Oldschools turn

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes it is

[Oldschool]

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

[The Brahama Bull]

Your Name?

[Oldschool]

Yes :)

[The Brahama Bull]

What walks all day on its head?

[Oldschool]

A cabbage?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope

[Oldschool]

The sun?

[The Brahama Bull]

Nope

[kong]

an insect?

[Oldschool]

A pin?

[The Brahama Bull]

Sorry your both wrong

Would you like a hint?

[Oldschool]

Yes, please

[The Brahama Bull]

It has something do to with a horse

[kong]

a shadow?

[The Brahama Bull]

nope try again

[kong]

another hint?

[The Brahama Bull]

It has to do with a horse walking