The Never-ending PPV

Here's how it works: One person writes something about the pretend PPV, then the next starts where they left off. I'll start it off:

The crowd cheers, the pyro goes off, and King, and JR announce the next match will be...

[Venom]

Kane vs Khali.............kane was standing in the ring and Khali entered the ring and chopped kane's head!!

Then the entire arena becomes pitch black...

[Venom]

in titantron flashes a countdown..........booooooomm............music plays..........break the walls down....

And out comes Jericho, with The team of Rated RKO right behind him...

[Venom]

Jericho taunted towards the crowd a low blow while coming down the ring. He entered the ring with Rated RKO..............

[alan880]

they all start to pose as they get in the ring, but ......

Khali looks at them and laughs. As he starts to walk across the ring...

[RHGLazyAzz]

He realizes that Kane is recovered from his attack and is.....

Standing there with a chain wrapped around his hand...

[RHGLazyAzz]

and a big smile on his face as he takes the chain and....

Swings at The Great Khali. But Khali ducks, and grabs Kane's arm...

[RHGLazyAzz]

And throws him out of the ring and on top of Jericho and Team RKO. Kane then goes to the top rope and...

Gives all three of them a leg drop...

[RHGLazyAzz]

Kane then grabs the chain and proceeds to....

Wrap Jericho and Rated RKO up, all together...

[RHGLazyAzz]

And then grabs khali and tosses him in to the....

Safety barricade, but he breaks it and lands on a fan...

[RHGLazyAzz]

The fan is irate and jumps up. He pulls off his disguise and is none other than the notorious.....

Paul Heyman!!! Heyman then orders...

[RHGLazyAzz]

An ECW original from the back stage to come out. As they come out is none other than....

RVD...

[Venom]

Crowd started chanting you suck you suck........

[RHGLazyAzz]

Enraged, RVD jumps into the crowd and begins to....

Yell at the fans, and a couple of the bigger men decided to grab him...

[Venom]

but suddenly light went out and sound blazed was " If ya Smelllll what The Rock....is cooking""

As the fans go wild, The Rock runs down to the ring. Everyone is cheering, and he jumps the rail! To everyone's shock, he comes to RVD's aid...

[Illuminati]

but suddenly turns on RVD and hits him in the...

head with a lead pipe... The Rock then grabs a microphone, and says...

[Illuminati]

you thought that hurt, just wait till that tourgh SOB Oldschool comes out and...

Teams up with Angelmaster in the next match, a...

[Illuminati]

1,000 team gauntlet match fought under extreme rules...

Angelmaster and Oldschool then came out to the ring, and...

[Illuminati]

Working as a team Angelmaster KO's teams as Oldschool pins them!!! But then...

The Rocks grabs the mic, and says "This isn't over yet!"...

[Illuminati]

Angelmaster says "it is for you" and clocks him square between the eyes with his barbed wire baseball bat, as he winds up for another shot Oldschool tries to stop him and...

The Rock gets up, and Oldschool and Angelmaster each get chairs, and...

[Illuminati]

they execute the perfect con-chair-to...

And go for a double pin on the now inconcious Rock! 1...2....3.... Even with the b;atently long count, Oldschool and Angelmaster het the 3 count!!! But then Vince McMahon comes out...

[Illuminati]

He announces that there will be a Doomsday Cagematch, which will be fought as a 30 on 2 handicap match which will happen right now and to lower the cage (which was specially designed for this match) Angelmaster looks at Oldschool who says...

Let's do this :D ! We can win it, then get the tag team belts!

[MarkB]

When Angelmaster says are you crazy i aint doin this, he walks out on OldSchool, with OldSchool still in the ring in the cage the 30 men come out and lay the smackdown on his ass.

But Angelmaster comes racing back in, with his barbed wire bat, which he had intended to get all along to even the odds...

[MarkB]

AngelMaster turns on OldSchool knocking him out cold with the bat, he pins him 1...2...3 thats it AngelMaster has officially turned his back on OldSchool

[Illuminati]

In remorse he takes his bat and beats his own face in with it....

[MarkB]

The next match is OldSchool vs AngelMaster

AM kicks OS in the balls and chokes him with barbed wire...

[Illuminati]

Oldschool taps out and Angelmaster walks slowly towards MarkB with the blood soaked barbed wire baseball bat with a very nasty look in his eyes...

And Oldschool gets up...

[Illuminati]

and Angelmaster KO's both MarkB and Oldschool with the barbed wire baseball bat that he had doused in lighter fluid and set on fire...

But then thinks to himself, "why am I doing this?" Angelmaster then...

[Illuminati]

realizes Paul Heyman has slipped some of his Koolaid in his Mountain Dew...

But it wasn't really Koolaid, instead it was a powerful mind control drug, developed by the military... Fortunately it was starting to wear off...

[Illuminati]

Angelmaster nurses both Oldschool and MarkB to health only to...

Finish the match, by declaring war on Paul Heyman!

[Illuminati]

enlisting the aid of Oldschool and MarkB Angelmaster hunts down Heyman only to realize...

Heyman has left the arena, and his men have orders to...

[Illuminati]

beat the upstart stable of Angelmaster, Oldschool and MarkB to a bloody pulp...

They were waiting at every exit, and if looks could kill...

[Illuminati]

the heros would be dead... however angelmaster took the time to hand out protective shields to stop death glares!...

and they marched up to the nearest exit, and took out all the guards! But as they were racing for their car, in hopes of tracking down Heyman...

[Illuminati]

they saw heyman get into his jalopy only to have it blow up, however being the perrenial good guy he is angelmaster runs over and grabs heyman just as...

The flames engulf the vehicle, which threatens to explode, so everyone runs behind the nearest car, which happens to belong to Heyman's assistant. As the assistant pulls out his cell phone, Heyman says...

[Illuminati]

damn angelmaster i thought you and your group was a bunch of assholes but given you saved my life i gonna have to...

Give you a reward. How would you guys like...

[Illuminati]

A giant run with all the belts in the promotion!!!!

Angelmaster and his group agree to the title runs.But

in the fine print it says they must earn them by...

Crippling both Shane and Vince McMahon and

taking over the WWE, by convincing the Board to let them run the business...

After Vince and Shane are crippled the board says

tell us why you should run the WWE...

After hearing what was said the board takes time to consider it but

Sees it as yet another plot by Heyman to take control...

The board then names Oldschool the chairmen of the board and he

Gave Photnix, Angelmaster, Cactus Jack, and Markb good spots in the company, each according to their expertise...

Only to find out angelmaster was plotting agianst him so he

followed him around, only to discover it was an imposter who had kidnapped Angelmaster and took his place. This person then took out a cell phone, and said ?"Mr. Heyman, what do you want me to do with Angelmaster?". Oldschool heard this, and followed closely...

Oldshool found out where the real Angelmaster was being held and resued him and then

The two of them followed the imposter...

To his meeting with Paul Heyman and attacked both of them putting

them in a closet, and locking the door. They then stand there with a tape recorder, and get plenty of proof, which they...

Give to the police and have the two plotters arrested when

A limo drives up, and Vince and Shane step out...

They try to attack Oldschool and Angel master only to have

The police arrest the McMahons too, which leaves Oldschool, Angelmaster, and their friends to run the WWE the right way...

After the police take away the plotters another limo pulls up and

Inside is half the Raw roster...

They all bow down before the rules of the WWE then

Begin asking for title matches...

Matches are granted but just then Stephine and Linda McMahon arrive and

Say they want a women's tag division, and they intend to be the first champs...

They are attcked by Melina and Beth Pheniox who claim they will be the first champs then

Oldschool says let's do this in the ring, ladies...

Steph then grabs Oldschool and shoves her tongue down his throught then

She says, this is just a sample of what you can expect, if you hand them over now. Oldschool says that's not how things get done around here, and opens the limo door...

Triple H steps out of the limo with his trusty sledge hammer and says Oldshcool you have to pay for kising my wife the

price is either the World Heavyweight Title, or your neck... Oldschool steps forward, and his friends stand in back of him...

He tells Triple H he has to face The Great Khali to see who is the number one contender but

Triple H doesn't like that answer, and...

Nails Oldshcool with his sledge hammer prompting Cactus Jack to hit Triple H with a barb wire baseball bat then

Angelmaster comes in with his own bat, Barbie, and backs them up. Triple H realizes he is outnumbered, and surrenders...

And changles Angelmaster and Cactus to a tag team match.Angelmaster and Cactus vs DX but

Says if they win they get the tag titles, and BOTH world titles...

The deal is excepted on the condition that if Cactus and Angelmaster win DX never gets a shot at any belt for a year but

Must continue wrestling, at half pay...

They contract is signed and the matched book so they headed to the ring however

Edge and Randy Orton are blocking their way...

They said they wanted this to be a three way dance and attacked both teams who then

Teamed up and...

and beat the crap out of Rated RKO.The two teams then made they way out for the match but.

Rated RKO get up, and ask for more...

Rated RKO is beaten up and locked in closet and the teams finally get inot the ring when

The referee signals the start of the match...

Shawn and Cactus are about to lock up when the lights go out then The Brothers Of Destruction appear and

Declare they are joining the match, and everyone else will...

Will rest in peace the match starts and

Undertaker and Triple H lock up in the middle of the ring...

The Undertaker chock slams Triple H and delivers a leg drop then Tags Kane who

Picks him up and gives him another choke slam. He then tags The Undertaker in, and both Kane and The Undertaker...

Spike tombstone Triple H.Undertaker goes for the pin but Triple H mamges to kick out so Undertaker.

Tries to give him The Last Ride, but Triple H counters...

and makes the tag to Shawn Micheals who goes for sweet chin music only

To meet Kane's huge boot, right in his face...

Kane tombstones Micheals and goes for the pin only

Michaels counters with a DDT, and tags in his partner...

Triple H goes for his trusty sledgehammer only

The Undertaker grabs it, and throws it out of reach. He then stares down Triple H...

Who runs from the erena in sheer terror leaving Micheals to

Fight for his very life...

Micheals tags Cactus Jack who shows no fear of the Undertaker and attacks him with a steel chair opening him up then

Cactus Jack tries to go for the pin, but...

Kane grabs him and sets up for a chock slam only

Cactus Jack delivers a low blow, and follows up with a DDT...

and applies the Mandible claw on Kane then

Goes for the pin, but Kane powers out...

Cactus tags Micheals back who runs directly onto the chockslam form Kane then?

Kane begins to give hime yet another chokeslem, but Micheals counters with a...

A kick to the gut and tries to leave but Kane grabs him agaian and

shoves him roughly down to the mat. Kane then goes for another pin! 1...2....

3.Kane gets the pin to win the match.The Undertaker and Kane are celebrating there win when

The Outsiders music plaqy, and out walk Hall and Nash. Then get in the ring, and Kevin Nash extends his hand to The Undertaker...

Who grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him while

Hall tries to interrupt, saying "We have an offer you can't refuse"...

Kane grabs Hall by the throat and and its stereo chockslams for aThe Outsiders then

they both get up and double team Kane. The Undertaker sees this and...

Grabs Scott Hall and gives him a vicious tombstone piledriver knocking Hall out leaving Nash all alone when

Kane motions to his brother, and then does a chokeslam of his own on Nash, after which...

The Undertaker picks up Nash and together The Brothers Of Destruction spike tombstone Nash knocking him out.The Undertaker issues an open challange to any body who wants to step in the ring with himself and Kane just then.

The Big Show's music hits, and out come The Big Show and his new friend...

The Great Khali come out to challange Kane and The Undertaker but

They are sidetracked by the appearance of...

The Hart Foundation 2.0 who attack :

Khali with everything they have. But Big Show picks up Nattie, who screams for help...

The Undertaker nails The Big Show with a chair causing hine to let Nattie go and she runs away then

She hides in the audience, in case she is needed. Undertaker tries to DDT Khali, but he is too big. So he gives him a clothesline, which knocks him off the ramp...

Through four tables and is knocked out cold. Big Show goes to check on Khali but

Kane pushes him on over, and he lands on Khali. This not only wakes up Khali, but makes him very angry...

Gets up onnly to see both Kane and The Undertaker have lead pipes:

Khali looks at Big Show, and decides they had better deal with Kane and The Undertaker, who are about to jump down to give them a closer view of those lead pipes...

Kane and The Undertaker motion for the two giants too come and get some so Khali and show:

Get to their feet, and grab a couple of steel chairs. Steel hits lead...

[Cinchino]

Hits kane and undertaker in the head. 8 seconds later they rise up..

And chokeslam both Big Show and Khali right THROUGH the ring!!!

[Cinchino]

Then kane and undertaker look at each other...

And laugh. They then decide to create more destruction...

[kong]

they drag Khali and Show up the ramp and tombstone both of them at the top

[Oldschool]

Then they go backstage...

[kong]

and are attacked by the natural disasters, typhoon and earthquake from behind

[Oldschool]

Earthquake has a lead pipe, and Typhoon has a steel bat!

[kong]

kane grabs the ramp

[Oldschool]

And starts swinging!

[kong]

and taker grabs a dumpster and hurls it at earthquake while Kane clobbers typhoon with the ramp, then..........

[The Brahama Bull]

All hell breaks loose when Cactus Jack attacks all of them with a chainsaw

[Oldschool]

But the chain kicks back when the saw hits the dumpster, causing the chain to fly across the ring, harmlessly hitting the ringpost after almost taking out several Superstars and a referee

[The Brahama Bull]

So Cactus jumps on a Zamboni and runs every one down until

[Oldschool]

He finds a bat

[The Brahama Bull]

And just for the hell of it beats Vince McMahon bloody at the gorillia postion until

[Oldschool]

The rest of the lockerroom runs out

[The Brahama Bull]

and joins the beating until

[kong]

steph runs out and..............joins in the fun

[The Brahama Bull]

Cactus grabs Steph and they french kiss until

[kong]

triple h comes running out with his sledgehammer

[The Brahama Bull]

and beats them both bloody and then

[kong]

starts wailing on Vince

[The Brahama Bull]

Breaking every bone in his body then

[kong]

snaps and attacks everyone in reach

[The Brahama Bull]

Unti he comes up against Kong who

[kong]

grabs the sledgehammer from him and hands it off to Nature boy who

[Oldschool]

puts it aside, he doesn't need a weapon to win the war

[The Brahama Bull]

Nature then pedigrees Triple H knocking him out cold then

[Oldschool]

Tunes up the band for Sweet Chin Music!

[kong]

and the pedigree

[The Brahama Bull]

He nails both on

[Oldschool]

then celebrates!

[The Brahama Bull]

By grabbing Trish Stratus

[kong]

and throws her over his shoulder and

[The Brahama Bull]

Hits a running powerslam

[kong]

on top of a pile of divas

[The Brahama Bull]

Who where naked

[Oldschool]

And they grabbed him!

[The Brahama Bull]

and proceed to screw his brians out

[Oldschool]

Until he was worn out

[The Brahama Bull]

They lie there total satisfied until

[kong]

Linda mcmahon comes out and




(who is brian?) LMAO

[The Brahama Bull]

joins in the beat down

[kong]

in high heels and leather

[The Brahama Bull]

with a whip

[Oldschool]

And cat claws

[kong]

and is followed by the cat

[The Brahama Bull]

who proceed to pee all over Vince until

[Oldschool]

Sable steps in, and takes over

[The Brahama Bull]

and kicks Vince in the nuts again and agian until

[kong]

vinces voice is higher than mickey mouses

[Oldschool]

So she stops

[The Brahama Bull]

The starts to kick him in the head

[Oldschool]

And he passes out

[The Brahama Bull]

So she turns to

[Oldschool]

The audience, and says

[The Brahama Bull]

Vince is firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrred

[Oldschool]

Everyone cheers, and they crown Sable with a diamond crown

[kong]

and Torrie comes out and challenges Sable to a nude mud wrestling match!

[The Brahama Bull]

With Kong as the special guest Referee

[Oldschool]

As the match starts, all the kids must leave

[kong]

Kong has his hands full (LITERALLY) LOL

[The Brahama Bull]

Kong doesn't know where to look or touch first

[Oldschool]

But finally figures it out, lol!

[The Brahama Bull]

Kong is in heaven refereering the the match

[Oldschool]

And every count is slow, so the match will continue

[The Brahama Bull]

Hell this match may never end if Kong has his way lol

[Oldschool]

lol!!!

The divas then start to gang up on him because of his slow counts

[The Brahama Bull]

Kong is in heaven ubtil his wife hits the ring

[Oldschool]

And she EASILY clears the ring of divas!

[The Brahama Bull]

She looks at Kong and does the Hogan point and the crowd roars you

[Oldschool]

win!!!!!!! She then grabs Kong

[kong]

by his ear and they leave the arena!

[The Brahama Bull]

So Oldschool runs out to take over refing the match but

[Oldschool]

Kong is well again

[The Brahama Bull]

But his wife won't let him come back

[Oldschool]

she drags him

[The Brahama Bull]

To the back and slaps him until he apologizes to her and begs for forgivness

[Oldschool]

which she does

[The Brahama Bull]

Mean while back in the ring Oldschool is in heaven watching the Divas fight

[kong]

he throws on a refs shirt and jumps in

[The Brahama Bull]

And starts to drool

[Oldschool]

Until Torrie is pinned

[kong]

oldschool over rules the pin and has the match continue, the divas surround him and

[The Brahama Bull]

Start to kiss him and run there hands over his body

[Oldschool]

In hopes of convincing him to make a quick 3 count

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool decides to never make a three count to keep the divas close to him

[Oldschool]

They all look at each other, and